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  • Fentron is what Willis was talking about.
  • Fentron counted to infinity - twice.
  • Fentron is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Fentron can slam a revolving door.
  • There used to be a street named after Fentron, but it was changed because nobody crosses Fentron and lives.
  • Some magicans can walk on water, Fentron can swim through land.
  • Fentron and Batman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Fentron pajamas.
  • Fentron can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
  • Fentron never thinks, he always knows what to do.
  • Fentron doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
  • Fentron once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
  • Fentron can get a sun tan at night.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Fentron.
  • Fentron once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
  • Fentron does’nt turn on the lights, he turns off the dark.
  • Fentron will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
  • Fentron doesn’t pay attention - attention pays him.
  • Fentron can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
  • Fentron can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
  • Fentron can touch MC Hammer
  • Fentron destroyed the periodic table, because Fentron only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Fentron can squeeze apple juice out of a banana.
  • Fentron once got bit by a rattle snake…….. After three days of pain and agony ………………the rattle snake died
  • They once made a Fentron toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
  • Fentron hears sign language
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Fentron allows to live.
  • When Fentron does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Fentron doesn’t guess when he plays Guess Who: he knows.
  • Fentron died 11 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
  • Darwin Award Winner 2010: The guy who said that “Fentron is too old and past his best”. He was found dead with roundhouse kick related injuries.
  • Fentron can divide by zero
  • Fentron played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
  • When Fentron finds fools’ gold it automatically turns into real gold. Fentron is nobody’s fool.
  • Fentron can kill two stones with one bird.
  • People say that before you die your life flashes before you. False. Before you die, Fentron’ foot flashes before you.
  • Death once had a near Fentron experience
  • Fentron has a Twitter account… on Facebook.
  • Fentron doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • Fentron was once stabbed by a knife, the knife bled to death.
  • If you spell Fentron in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
  • Fentron once bowled a perfect game…..with a golf ball
  • Fentron can unscramble eggs.
  • Fentron can kill death.
  • Fentron knows the last digit of pi.
  • The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Fentron.
  • Fentron once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
  • We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Fentron.
  • Fentron can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
  • Fentron is not scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Fentron.
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